a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it
that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face
permanently distressed joly
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
I write sins not five page research papers
48/80 pictures of Lara Pulver
A give away gift for undevilbicho!
"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"
ITS A WATERBOTTLE
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”