Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
and you were an adorable lil kid not allowed i’m calling 911
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!
I would watch the hell out of this.
oh boy would i
I have always been one of those nerdy people who gets overly excited about school supplies. When I discovered these highlighters, I was completely beside myself. My poor roommates had to tolerate my ramblings about how cool they were and demonstrations of how they worked even better than the liquid markers I used to be overly attached to.
I am obsessed with these highlighters for a few reasons. Most notably, they do not contain any plastic. They are also free of harmful chemicals and dyes. They smell slightly of wood instead of that horrible chemical highlighter smell. They are made of wood that will easily biodegrade, and they will last quite a while because they cannot dry out. On a practical level, they are great because they travel well, don’t bleed through pages, and are easy to use both to underline or completely color a line. While they do not erase completely if you make a mistake, you can significantly lighten the marking and make it less noticeable. They are also priced well for their durability and the amount of highlighting you can accomplish with each pencil.
For more information or see the other cool colors these highlighters come in, visit Stubby Pencil Studios.
MAGIC FUCKING WAND PENCILS
i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”
No we don’t want room service we want the redistribution of wealth in France
i was watching hell’s kitchen and someone dropped a fish and then this happened
"are you crying over Combeferre again?"
excuse you, that implies that I am ever NOT crying over him. I am just in a constant state of crying over him. it never ceases.
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
biggest fuck you ever
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
Everyone deserves to make out to Arctic Monkeys at least once in their life